lolminoot: Mom I can’t look punk rock with you standing next to me
Everyone else: Tumblr
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
nikolawashere: When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
thesickestjokes: I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
damn-it-hirschberg: hiddleswife: oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY????? WHAT ABOUT CANADA. grEHy WHAT ABOUT...
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day